BALI HHH II TRASH KARANG DALEM I
SATURDAY JUNE 5TH 2021
What’s in a name? That which we call a nose by any other name would small a rat.” (Extract from More Profiles) BALI HASH by Victor Mason (CV Taksu 1988) – NB 37 copies remain in decent nick, and going for a song at BALI HASH II HABERDASHER: Grab ’em while they last. AMAZON DOT COM want 70 bucks for this masterpiece which was intended for BALI INTERHASH ‘88 goodies bag, but some fucking subcommittee didn’t agree and YWGMH got stuck with the entire print run of 3000. 1000 were subsequently given away at BALI RECOVERY RUN 2003 of which YWGMH was Chairman. Were you there? Who cares? Anyway, before all else today, YWGMH was interrogated by DISCOWANKER. Who gave you the name NIGHTJAR2 Actually it was BUNTER aka RED NECKED PADDY FIELD WARBLER EX CAMBRIDGE H3 and alumnus of BALI H3 in 1983/4 – some allusion to avian affinities, a goatsucker or maybe a chamber-pot or even something brimming in hand after dark.
It was DISCOWANKER’S circle, most admirably conducted and WOODEN EYE was called upon to bestow monickers. Something to do with: Sunny or cloudy no honey in Saudi. The cacophonous caterwauling of our farraginous fellowship superimposed itself on all else – HONEY DIPPER HONEY DRIPPER HONEY SUCKER HONEY FUCKER HONEY BUNNY HONEY POT HONEYLAMB … DIP IT IN HONEY & BESHIVE was the outcome. Welcome to BALI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS TWO TWO TWO. And welcome back BLOW JOE from self-imposed confinement, and WRIGGLY from on-line examination. Stay with us. And the run today? There were two two two, by all accounts both equally brilliant and overflown by screaming Serpent Eagles and cleverly contrived so that walkers and runners returned together. BRAVO. Terrific turnout and consumption, and our worthy HARES were INFLATABLE BEDMATE (think rubber boats crammed with bathing belles) and SERIAL OFFENDER (you don’t want to know).
Really one of the best yet. Next week? I can’t remember.
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