Bali Hash 2 Hash Trash Run #1501 Beji Guwang Sukawati

BALI HHHII HIDDEN CANYON BEJI GUANG SUKAWATI SATURDAY JUNE 26

The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft a-gley’ in other words – never overestimate the intelligence of the pack. There were three hidden canyons actually, and the trail led all the way down to the river wos in one of them. Of course, it was a falsie. Front runner(s) came all the way back up and it’s not down there. Or so they said. I was informed by MONKEY BALLS that they spent at least 15 minutes searching for the continuation. Finally, some adventurous spirit volunteered to descend once more to discover an obvious side trail half way down. Good one. MOOSE GIVES HEAD – principal HARE with THRICE WEEKLY and two virgin layers – told me she had done something like eight recces, and her checks were quite impeccable. So, who was the criminal mis-informer? Should have been shriven. Instead, two most personable HARRIETTES were placed on ice and beholden to YWGMH’s en treaties and objurgations. What a pleasure. WORM and WOODEN EYE did most of the honours – former most nobly I thought considering that he had gone and busted the same bloody arm again and had only just emerged from hospital two days previously. Some Ozzie quack had inserted a steel plate to reinforce the offending limb, which being rigidly unyielding had caused the radius – or was it the ulna? – to sever completely. A highly competent Balinese surgeon removed superfluous plate and reset the bone(s) perfectly, without the aid of splint or plaster. You know how local doctors were always rubbished by bumi and boolai alike – at least by those who could afford to travel overseas for treatment. In fact, Indonesian medics and current facilities are probably unrivalled anywhere, and who in their right mind would want to be anyways else in this confining covid era. Oh, we demolished no fewer than 11 kegs last week – somewhat of a record I believe – and I had my first Bar-winged Prinia in an age behind the pura dalem.