HASH TRASH BALI HHH II
SATURDAY 24 APRIL 2021 TEGALLALANG
There are certain recurring expressions – like ON ON and ON UP for example. From the HARE’s preliminary announcement – cross the bridge – you must cross the bridge – don’t forget to cross the bridge – to – do it again and CROSS THAT FUCKING BRIDGE – this latter addressed to two virgin late-comers who arrived back at the beer truck within 20 minutes. Disoriented Russkies maybe. A host of unfamiliar phizogs, as TOILET TRASHER remarked to me over a precursory pint or two: actually he was one of the HARES: in fact there were four of the buggers, not including supernumerary PAPER BITCH – right as a ram’s horn this run was going to be. So who were the other protagonists then? INFLATABLE BEDMATE chiefly with CONCRETE ERECTION and MOUNT ‘N GROAN. Any more for the skylark?
Some other mob had laid paper in the area recently, so the cunning MOUNT & GROAN produced sacksful of red and white – the colours of St George – to avoid confusion, and apparently it did the trick.
Aside from spectacular scenery, tumbling torrents and strategic bridges, multitudes of butterflies reported, including butterflies reported, including birdwings and LBJs galore. Now is the season: everyone must have noticed.
Fantastic turn-out including many visitors – at least 100
Adults plus delightful adolescents and kids who performed Four hogsheads demolished.
And welcome back WORMHOLE. Afraid I missed the main show – bloody disgrace – blame it on the anti-biotics – bit of goyang-goyang or injun-injun as we say here – sorry I missed CONCRETE ERECTION’s pièce de résistance from King Henry VIII i 1 which relaxed the sinews somewhat. Bloody good show.