BALI HA HA HA DUA ABOVE ALL ELSE
SATURDAY 25TH SEPTEMBER 2021
Actually Sunday today but who cares? First hangover in an age. Yesterday BALI HHHII celebrated one of the most spectacular chases of all time, courtesy of that redoubtable trio BARNACLE BALLS lead HARE, WHITEBAIT & HANDJOB, latter modestly claiming to be PAPER BITCHES merely. Bollox. Yes, it was wet and slithery, but the HARES had sensibly laid seven and four k trails from start at 16.00 thus allowing time for bird-spotters, pristine scenery gazers and padi stumblers to preserve their equanimity. Even HORNY HERRING got in before dark. Wonderful show and turnout, practically all the good old familiar phizogs plus several enthusiastic virgins, de flowered by YWGMH, though we missed WOODEN EYE’s deft handling of same. Admirable circle conducted by DISCOWANKER who – shhhh don’t tell everyone, has unearthed mint copy of BALI HASH film, produced for INTERHASH ’88, and proposes screening chez INFLATABLE BEDMATE presently. Bring beer. YWGMH contrived to redeem himself with THE GODDAM ISLES and the fascinating info that LUCKNOW DAY (1857) anniversary was at hand and CHARLES COCHRANE (Sir Charles if you please), possibly the greatest impresario of any age as well as Director of the ALBERT HALL for many years was born on this very day (1872). The greatest attraction may well have been tarted up VW mobile gin palace of KUMONYERBAK, replete with all conceivable modcons including debauchee divans, mahogany bar and bidet, wholly illuminated by oscillating fairy lanterns. Whadda trip man. And the original WORM dustily awaits combustion. Although WORM had prescribed SOCIAL DRINKING, absolutely no one was of a mind to disperse, so another keg was broached and the party went ON ON. Some avian observations – phalanges of egrets flying south of west instead of north of east over my gaff at close of day – why for God’s sake: has the heronry at Petulu been razed? I had four kinds of cuckoo in the garden on Thursday – Crow Pheasant, Drongo, Bush and Plaintive. How about that? DOWN DOWN the BLOG BLOGGER.